singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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