I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The air was thick with penises
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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