just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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