idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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