You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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