He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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