I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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