just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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