Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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