have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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