there was a trapeze. enough said
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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