honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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