Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize