RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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