oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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