Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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