he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize