I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Someone came in the potted fern
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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