She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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