Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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