So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
