I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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