ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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