Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
A bitchslap is in order.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
