she was so not down for the gang bang
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Can I color on your dick again?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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