i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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