Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
