im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sext me about skeletons
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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