at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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