I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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