we're blogging at a bar
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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