Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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