oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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