oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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