Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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