I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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