When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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