found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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