i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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