I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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