D3 body, D1 cock
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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