Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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