did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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