so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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