She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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