I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My vagina just clenched in fear
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