PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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