so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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