she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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