I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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