i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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