So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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