I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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