he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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